February 2012
friend: why do you have Little Lion Man 10 times?
me: well, theres the normal version, acoustic version, aol session and six live versions.
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plin-a:
Beauty isn’t stone or kilogram. It isn’t hair, nor is it eyes. It’s not your bra-size, your lips, your skin. Beauty is who you are, your inner glow.
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teacher: you, pass out these papers
me: okay
class:
me:
class:
me:
class:
me: who are you people
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animorphz:
if you don’t have anything nice to say then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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*a friends speech on my wedding day*
friend: I still remember her hanging up a poster of him, and she told me that she was going to marry him. We laughed about it, but it turned out that she was right.
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